Welcome to the wacky world of trolling in League of Legends! Here, we don’t play by the rules. We don’t follow the meta. Heck, we don’t even know what “meta” means! What we do know is how to assemble a top-notch team of misfits and miscreants that will have your opponents scratching their heads and raging in all chat.
So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready to learn about the most hilariously troll team comps that will leave your enemies bewildered and your teammates in stitches. From all-support teams that will make your opponents cry for their mommies, to full-yordle squads that will have you bouncing around the map like a bunch of rabid squirrels, we’ve got it all.
With that said, this article will be listing down some of the most troll (but functional) team comps you can go as a 5-stack in League of Legends!
10. Juicer Blender
Champions: Wukong, Jarvan IV, Aurelion Sol, Aphelios, Malphite
Greetings, my fellow smoothie enthusiasts! Trust me, this isn’t your grandma’s recipe!
We kick things off with Jarvan IV, the prince of Demacia and the ultimate blender. He’s like a ninja with a blender jar, trapping the enemy team in a tiny blender and getting them all mixed up. It’s like a blender on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! The Monkey King himself, Wukong, joins in with his Cyclone ultimate. He tosses the enemies up in the air like a handful of strawberries just waiting to be blended. You’ll get a kick out of this!
As if that’s not enough, Aurelion Sol adds his Comet of Legend ultimate to the mix. He brings that extra flavor that we all love, breaking up those pesky chunks of tankiness and softening them up for the rest of the team. It’s out of this world!
And speaking of added protein, we have the master marksman, Aphelios. He takes aim and fires his Moonlight Vigil ultimate into the blender, adding some much-needed fuel to the mix. It’s like a protein shake, but way more exciting!
Last but not least, we have Malphite, the rock-solid tank who adds a little texture to the mix. His Unstoppable Force ultimate crashes into the blender, shaking things up and ensuring that no chunk of enemy goes unblended. Talk about a smooth blend!
After all that blending, we’re left with a victory smoothie that’s sweeter than candy. So, let’s raise our glasses and cheers to the Juicer Blender team comp!
9. Invisibility in My DNA
Champions: Wukong, Evelynn, Akshan, Twitch, Shaco
With this team, you’ll have your enemies scratching their heads and wondering if they need glasses because they can’t see you.
Wukong is like the master of the shell game, popping in and out of invisibility, leaving decoys and generally making your opponents feel like they need a stiff drink to keep up.
Then there’s Evelynn, the queen of stealth. She can sneak around like a ninja, and when she strikes, it’s like getting hit by a truck full of bricks. It’s not pretty, but it sure is effective.
Akshan might not be the best invisible champion, but he’s got moves like Spider-Man, swinging around the map like he’s auditioning for the next superhero movie. Plus, he’s got a backup plan with his revive passive, so even if he gets taken out, he’s not down for the count.
Twitch is like a rat with a plan, disappearing and popping up out of nowhere like a twisted game of whack-a-mole. He’ll spray enemies with poison bolts, and then unleash his ultimate to rain down destruction like it’s confetti at a parade (but, you know, with death instead).
And then there’s Shaco, the jester of doom. He’s like the court jester who got a hold of the king’s scepter and went on a power trip. He’ll create clones of himself, disappear in a puff of smoke, and generally be a royal pain in the behind. And don’t even get me started on his damage potential – it’s like he’s got a chip on his shoulder and he’s taking it out on anyone who gets in his way.
So how does this team comp work, you ask? It’s simple – everyone is invisible, all the time. Your enemies will be running around like headless chickens, wondering where the heck you’re coming from next. You can split push, flank, ambush, and generally make your opponents’ lives miserable. And if you do get caught out, well, you’ve got enough tricks up your sleeves to make Houdini look like a chump.
8. Not Dying Sorry
Champions: Sion, Zac, Anivia, Akshan, Zilean
The Not Dying Sorry team comp is all about embracing the power of immortality. We’re not talking about one measly life here, oh no. We’re talking about TWO lives for everyone on the team, except for Akshan, because, let’s face it, there should be a cheat code as well.
Leading the charge is Sion, the undead behemoth who just can’t seem to stay dead. He’ll charge into battle, taking hits like it’s nobody’s business, and then BAM! He pops back up like a daisy, ready to keep trucking. It’s like trying to kill a cockroach with a sledgehammer, folks.
Next up is Zac, the gooey green blob who’s basically made of rubber. He’ll stretch, bounce, and reform his way out of harm’s way, and then BOOM! He bounces right back into the fight, like a gummy bear on a trampoline. Good luck trying to pin him down, you’ll need a PhD in physics to figure out his trajectory.
And let’s not forget about Anivia, the icy bird queen who lays down walls of frost like it’s nobody’s business. She’ll swoop around the battlefield like a graceful, unkillable swan, and if you do manage to catch her, well...guess what? She’s got an egg form to fall back on. It’s like playing whack-a-mole, but with a bird that just won’t die.
But wait, there’s more! Akshan, the newest addition to the team, has a little trick up his sleeve that will make your opponents want to throw their computers out the window. With his ultimate, he can swoop in and revive a fallen ally, essentially giving them a third life. It’s like playing God, but without the smiting.
And finally, we have Zilean, the time-traveling wizard who can rewind the clock and bring a fallen ally back to life. He’s like a superhero with a rewind button, folks. One minute you’re dead, the next minute, you’re back in the game like nothing ever happened. It’s like dying never even existed.
7. Dunkin’ Mayhem
Champions: Darius, Kha’Zix, Jarvan IV, Tristana, Zac
If you’re looking for a team comp that’ll make your opponents run for the hills, then look no further! Our dunking squad will make them regret ever stepping onto the rift.
First up, we have Darius, the Dunkmaster himself. This guy’s so good at dunking, he could open up a donut shop with all the hoops he makes. His ultimate is like a one-way ticket to oblivion for his opponents, and he’s not afraid to use it.
Next, we have Kha’Zix, the insectoid assassin. This guy’s so hungry for kills, he could give a piranha a run for its money. His sharp claws make him a force to be reckoned with, and his leap ability will make your opponents wish they were never born.
Jarvan, the prince of Demacia, is like a brainy tactician. He’s always thinking ahead and coming up with new strategies to outsmart his opponents. His arena ability is like a cage match, and he’ll make your opponents fight whether they want to or not.
Tristana is our yordle marksman and a little ball of explosive energy. She’s like a firework on legs, and when she jumps onto an opponent, they’re in for a real blast. Her explosive charge will make your opponents go boom, and she’ll do it with a smile on her cute little face.
Last but not least, we have Zac, the blobby tank. This guy’s so stretchy, he could give Mr. Fantastic a run for his money. His ability to jump and stun opponents will make your opponents feel like they’re stuck in quicksand.
6. Trippy Traps
Champions: Teemo, Shaco, Nidalee, Jhin, Caitlyn
Holy cheese and crackers, we’ve got more traps than a mouse who hit the jackpot in a cheese factory!
First on the list is Teemo, the master of mushrooms. This little fella can plant mushrooms all over the map, turning it into a death field for anyone who steps on them. One wrong move and BOOM! Your opponent is gonna wish they were never born. It’s like stepping on a landmine, but instead of losing a limb, you lose your dignity.
Next up is Shaco, the clown prince of deception. This guy is all about mind games, and what better way to mess with someone’s head than with traps? Shaco can lay down his Jack in the Boxes, which will make anyone wet their pants if they step near them. Imagine running through the jungle and suddenly being greeted by a clown jumping out of a box. That’s enough to give you nightmares for weeks!
And we can’t forget about Nidalee, the queen of spears. You might be scratching your head, wondering why she’s on the trap team, but hear us out. Nidalee can lay down traps that reveal enemy champions, making it easier for us to set up our other traps. Plus, her spears pack a punch, so if someone steps on one of our traps, they’re gonna be singing soprano for a while.
But hold onto your hats, folks, ’cause we’ve got more! We also have Jhin and Caitlyn, two champions who are all about sniping enemies from a distance. Jhin can set up traps with his Deadly Flourish ability, rooting anyone who steps on them. Meanwhile, Caitlyn can lay down Yordle Snap Traps, which will make anyone who steps on them feel like they just got caught in a bear trap. Ouch!
5. Healin’ For Life
Champions: Kayle, Nidalee, Seraphine, Senna, Soraka
It’s like a pharmacy on steroids, but instead of pills, they’ve got a bunch of champions with healing powers that make you feel like you’re immortal. Kayle, Nidalee, Seraphine, Senna, and Soraka – these guys are basically the League of Legends version of a walking hospital.
Picture this: you’re in a fight, surrounded by enemies who are throwing everything they’ve got at you. But, little do they know, you’re backed up by a squad of healers who are going to make sure you’re standing until the end of time. Seraphine and Senna are blasting out healing waves like they’re going out of style, while Kayle and Nidalee are giving you more HP than you know what to do with. And then there’s Soraka, the ultimate game-changer, who’s undoing all the damage that the enemy team thought they were dealing.
With this team comp, you’re basically invincible. Your enemies will be flummoxed, trying to figure out how in the world they can knock you down when it feels like they’re hitting you with a wet noodle. Meanwhile, you’re over here grinning like a maniac, thinking, “Is that all you got?” It’s like playing on easy mode, but way more entertaining.
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4. Bruiser Breakout
Champions: Garen, Mordekaiser, Sett, Wukong, Braum
Hold on to your hats, folks, because this team comp is like a brick wall made of meat – it’s beefy, it’s tough, and it’s bound to leave your opponents scratching their heads in frustration. With these champions on your side, you’ll be the bane of your enemies’ existence.
First up, we have Garen, the Might of Demacia, the guy who’ll soak up damage like a sponge and spin his way to victory. You thought Beyblades were cool? Wait till you see this guy in action! He’ll shred through enemy champions like they’re made of butter and leave them wondering what the heck just happened.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Mordekaiser, the Iron Revenant, the resident ghostly metalhead of the team. He’ll trap your opponents in his Death Realm and unleash his powerful Mace of Spades to crush their hopes and dreams. I mean, who needs a guitar when you have a giant mace, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Sett, the Boss, is a master of fisticuffs. He’ll show your opponents who’s in charge with his Haymaker ability, which deals massive damage while shielding him from harm. It’s like watching a boxing match, except Sett is the only one allowed to throw punches.
And let’s not forget about Wukong, the Monkey King, the slippery trickster who can fool your enemies with his clone and knock them up with his Cyclone. He’ll be your team’s secret weapon, able to turn the tide of battle with a well-timed engage. It’s like playing whack-a-mole, but the mole keeps multiplying.
Last but not least, there’s Braum, the Heart of the Freljord. He’s like the dad of the team, always looking out for everyone and keeping them safe with his Unbreakable shield and crowd control abilities. He’ll be your team’s last line of defense, standing strong and protecting his allies from harm. I mean, who needs a helmet when you have Braum?
So, what’s the key to making this team comp work? Simple – don’t die! With all the tankiness and crowd control at your disposal, you can control the pace of the game and wear down your opponents over time. Your enemies will be too busy trying to bring you down to focus on objectives, and before they know it, you’ll be smashing your way to victory. It’s like a game of “keep away,” except you’re the only ones allowed to keep anything.
3. Hookers United
Champions: Nautilus, Skarner, Pyke, Thresh, Blitzcrank
Picture this: your enemies try to run away, but these hookshot masters just yank them right back into the thick of things. It’s like a cruel game of tug-of-war, and you’re the one holding the rope.
But wait, there’s more! This team comp also comes with a bonus package of stuns and displacements. Your enemies will be so confused, they won’t know which way is up. It’s like they’re in a washing machine on the spin cycle – round and round they go until they’re too dizzy to fight back.
And the best part? Watching your enemies get more and more frustrated as they keep getting stunned and displaced. It’s like playing a game of Whack-a-Mole with someone who just can’t seem to dodge the hammer. You’ll have them screaming in anger and ready to rage-quit in no time.
2. Assassination Extravaganza
Champions: Nocturne, Talon, Zed, Rengar, Pyke
This gang is like a pack of cunning wolves, waiting to sink their teeth into their prey and leave their foes howling in regret for ever challenging them.
First on the prowl is Nocturne, the nightmare himself. With his ultimate, he can plunge the entire map into pitch-black darkness and swoop into the enemy backline like a bat out of hell. The poor ADC won’t know what hit them, and by the time they figure it out, Nocturne’s already clawed them into next week. And don’t even think about trying to stop him with pesky CC, his spell shield is like Teflon, baby.
Next, we have Talon, the blade’s shadow. He can leap over walls like a parkour champ, silence his target, and unleash more burst damage than an overcooked microwave burrito. With his slippery moves, Talon can dodge more bullets than Neo from the Matrix, making him a tricky customer to deal with.
Zed is the third member of the pack. He can switch places with his shadow, leaving his enemies scratching their heads and looking like they just lost a game of Three-Card Monte. Once he’s locked onto his target, Zed can unleash his ultimate, creating a deathmark that explodes with more power than a firework factory on the Fourth of July. With his ninja-like speed and trickery, he’s more slippery than a bar of soap covered in oil.
Rengar is next up, the ultimate predator. With his ultimate, he can turn invisible and run faster than a cheetah on rollerblades, making him the perfect ambush artist. Once he’s within striking distance, Rengar can pounce on his prey and slice them up like a sushi chef. His ferocity mechanic also means he can whack his victim with a flurry of attacks, leaving them as helpless as a kitten in a room full of laser pointers.
Last but not least, we have Pyke, the bloodharbor ripper. Pyke can slink around unnoticed with his camouflage, making him the ultimate ninja assassin. He can also hook his enemies like a prize fisherman, stun them, and line them up for the kill. And if he manages to execute his target with his ultimate, he can share the gold with his teammates like a true Robin Hood of the rift.
With these deadly beasts roaming the rift, their opponents might as well pack up their bags and head back to the safety of their mom’s basement. This pack of wild animals is not to be trifled with, unless you enjoy being torn apart limb by limb like a juicy steak in front of a pack of hungry wolves.
1. Try Dodging
Champions: Xerath, Nidalee, Vel’koz, Ezreal, Lux
It’s like watching a bunch of nimble ninjas doing the cha-cha slide while avoiding enemy attacks like a game of whack-a-mole on steroids.
They’ve got Xerath, Nidalee, Vel’koz, Ezreal, and Lux, and let me tell you, these champions are more slippery than a bar of soap covered in oil. With their long-range abilities and exceptional mobility, they’re like a pack of graceful gazelles leaping and dodging through the battlefield.
And if that’s not enough to make you wanna throw your hands up in defeat, they’ve also got Xerath, Vel’koz, and Lux with their stunning abilities, Nidalee’s traps, and Ezreal’s Arcane Shift. They’ll have you regretting every single attack you ever thought of making.
This comp is all about being the ultimate tease. They’ll poke at you from afar, dangle just out of your reach, and when you finally think you’ve got ’em, they’ll slip away like a greased pig at a county fair. They’re like synchronized swimmers, gracefully gliding through the danger zone, never staying in one place for too long.
All in all, the mentioned team comps are admittedly pretty fun to play. Whether you’re going infinite healing with the Healin’ For Life, or going full berserk with the Bruiser Breakout comp, there’s always something new to explore.
Having said that, feel free to flex your creative muscles to concoct the perfect composition that can both – troll the meta, and stash in some victories!