Some time ago, we made a list of the Hottest Female Champions in League of Legends. It is only natural that we make a list about the hottest guys in today’s egalitarian world. We just need to give something to the ladies.
League of Legends is full of good-looking Champions of both sexes. The designs of Champion physiques are a point of admiration and contempt, depending on who you ask. But here at LeagueFeed, we don’t really care about that. We just want to see a Champ that makes us question things.
But not to drag on for too long about unrelated things – let’s begin with our hot list.
Warning: we aren’t responsible for any sexual tensions you might experience while reading this list.
7. Pantheon
Even though we can’t see his face, that body is what peak male performance looks like. Pantheon is our favorite Spartan, and we love to admire his looks and vibe whenever we meet him on the Rift.
The Spartans were notoriously known for being fierce and robust warriors, and Pantheon is no exception. Yes, I know he’s not actually a Spartan, but the inspiration is so blatant that I never differentiate between the two.
Some of his skins, i.e., Perseus and Glaive Warrior, give us a look at his face, showing us just how good-looking he is under that helmet. Ladies beware, this flaming spear-wielder might be too hot to touch.
6. Braum
Did I say Pantheon was peak male performance? No, I was thinking of Braum. Now, this is what I see as the perfect physique. In contrast to the fiery warrior previously, this ice-cold hunk of Freljord meat is a real treat for the ladies. And there’s plenty for everyone.
That mustache also makes me jealous, apart from other things. Sometimes, I cry myself to sleep wishing for such facial hair, but alas.
His skin Santa Braum shows us a body that most of us can only dream of. I think it might be time to hit the gym and lift. It’s our only way bros.
Also read: 7 Best 1v1 Champions in League of Legends
5. Tryndamere
Staying in Freljord, we move on to our sword-swinging maniac known as Tryndamere. Though he might be almost borderline insane and immortal, he’s just as breathtaking. Just looking at him makes you feel things you never felt before.
His right arm is also stronger than his left arm, if you know what I mean, ladies.
The Freljord characters all seem to have amazing bodies, making me wonder what exactly is up with that place. Perhaps it’s the fact that the whole area is perpetually covered in ice and snow, so the gym is the only place to go. I have no other explanation.
At the end of the day, they’re all hot as hell, likely helping them stay warm during those storms.
4. Akshan
One of the more recent additions to the League of Legends Champion pool is this necromancing menace. Akshan has that Mediterranean vibe all around him, and we just know how good-looking Med men are.
Despite how sexy he is, I hate this Champion. Ever since I returned to League after a short hiatus, I ban him permanently. There hasn’t been a single Champion Select screen that I haven’t banned Akshan in. It doesn’t matter what game mode I’m playing – if there’s a ban option, I will ban him.
I’ve only had this happen to me with a few Champions, namely Akali and some others. I don’t like her, but she is also a treat to look at – am I banning only hot Champs?
3. Yasuo
Yet another Champion that I despise yet has fantastic looks. This is something that Riot does; it seems to make some of the Champs harder to hate. This Japanese master of the wind has that perfect build that everyone would like to have.
Not too buffed, yet not frail either. If this list doesn’t make you want to start lifting, I don’t know what will. It is vital to keep a healthy lifestyle parallel to playing League (or video games in general).
If you balance it out perfectly, you’ll have both a good physique and rank high on the League of Legends ladders. Best of both worlds.
Also read: 10 Best Teamfight Champions in League of Legends
2. Gragas
All women love dad bods, and yes, Gragas has one. He represents a future we are all going towards if we don’t pay enough attention to some things. But, then again, is it really that bad to drink wine all day and have fun?
Likely not, but it’s far from reality too.
At any rate, Gragas gives us that heavy strongman vibe, and I just think he’d be able to carry an entire ship on his back. I wouldn’t make him try, though.
1. Viego
Our edgy King of Death is genuinely every femboy’s wet dream. Lean, mean, and killing machine, Viego looks the part for his role of dominating over everyone that he deems beneath him.
I don’t know how he manages to keep up the youth for so long. He must let us know what he uses to stop his aging process! The doctors must hate him, though.
Viego makes us jealous of his physique, and he obliterates us in the Rift. We just don’t know how to deal with this rollercoaster of emotions whenever we meet him. Viego, please have our children.
Finishing Thoughts
I always have fun writing articles that are not in some serious tone. Nothing in this article should be taken to heart. It’s all a big joke, after all. We admire male bodies and female ones just the same. We must have some fun from time to time, both in the game and outside of it, because without it, there’s really no point in anything.
We love to hear your thoughts and your jokes, so don’t miss out on throwing some out there.
Discussion about this post